Easter Blessing

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Getting it from the back while you squish a candy egg like it’s your enemy

My Easter Blessing was so good I almost forgot the egg was there.

He said it was like the egg was screaming.

I crushed that egg so hard I think it got a black eye.

Doing it from behind while you mash a sweet egg like it’s a rival

That egg got smashed so bad it looked like it cried.

She said the egg was her ex and it got a full-on beatdown.

The egg was so flattened it looked like it was about to cry.

Getting it from behind while you flatten a candy egg like it’s your worst enemy

I did my Easter Blessing and the egg got flattened like a pancake.

He said the egg got so squished it looked like it was in pain.

That egg was so crushed it looked like it was going to break.