Eastcoastie
Someone from the east coast who has a best friend named Morgan on the west coast. They're a holy mess and think they're the only ones who matter.
My eastcoastie friend sent me a 20-minute video of him praying. I muted it and cried.
Morgan texted me at 2 AM to tell me about his new church. I told him to go to hell.
He called me a 'westcoastie loser' because I don't believe in Jesus. I called him a 'eastcoastie idiot.'