Eastcoastie

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A person who lives on the east coast and has a best friend on the west coast named Morgan. They're a loudmouth, love Jesus, and think everyone else is a loser.
My eastcoastie buddy called me at 3 AM to pray with me. I just wanted to die.
Morgan and I have been best friends for 10 years. I still don't know why.
He texted me a photo of his Jesus tattoo and said, 'This is my soul.' I said, 'This is your dumbass.'
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Someone from the east coast who has a best friend named Morgan on the west coast. They're a holy mess and think they're the only ones who matter.
My eastcoastie friend sent me a 20-minute video of him praying. I muted it and cried.
Morgan texted me at 2 AM to tell me about his new church. I told him to go to hell.
He called me a 'westcoastie loser' because I don't believe in Jesus. I called him a 'eastcoastie idiot.'
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A person who lives on the east coast and has a best friend named Morgan on the west coast. They're loud, religious, and think they're the best at everything.
My eastcoastie friend tried to convert me at a gas station. I walked out.
Morgan and I fight every week. It's like a show.
He called me and said, 'I'm going to heaven, and you're going to hell.' I said, 'You're going to hell with your dumbass.'
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