Eastcoastie
A person who lives on the east coast and has a best friend named Morgan on the west coast. They're loud, religious, and think they're the best at everything.
My eastcoastie friend tried to convert me at a gas station. I walked out.
Morgan and I fight every week. It's like a show.
He called me and said, 'I'm going to heaven, and you're going to hell.' I said, 'You're going to hell with your dumbass.'