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A Dand

A dand is the only word an Indian knows. It’s also what you say when you try to sound like an Indian but just sound like a confused dog.

My brother said, 'Dand! Dand!' like he was trying to speak fluent Indian but he just sounded like a confused dog.

At the mall, I heard a guy say 'Dand' and it was the saddest thing I've ever heard.

I tried to sound like an Indian at school and just said 'Dand' and got laughed at for 10 minutes.

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A Dand

A dand is short for dumb ass nigga disease. You use it on someone who's so annoying they might as well be a walking headache.

My friend said, 'You’re a dand!' like he just found out I was a walking headache.

My sister said, 'You’re a dand!' after I made her cry for no reason.

My teacher said, 'You’re a dand!' and I got detention for the rest of the year.

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A Dand

A dand is a Chinese term that means your balls stay. You use it on someone who's so annoying you want to rip their voice out.

My neighbor said, 'Dand!' like he was trying to shut me up before I screamed.

I told my brother, 'Dand!' because he was talking too much during my video game time.

My mom told me, 'Dand!' after I broke her favorite plate.

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A Dand

A dand is a smooth cheat who can pull a fast one better than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

My friend pulled a dand on me and I lost my favorite candy bar.

At the store, the guy pulled a dand on me and I got charged for double what I paid.

My brother did a dand on me and I got stuck with his old math homework.

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A Dand

A dand is the opposite of a dandy. It's like being the weakest link in a game of tug-of-war.

My friend is a dand because he can’t even beat me in a game of tag.

My sister is a dand because she cries every time she loses.

My teacher is a dand because he can’t even spell 'dand' correctly.

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A Dand

A dand is the best last name in the world. If you have it, you’re automatically cool. No explanation needed. Just cool.

My friend with the last name Dand walked in and everyone was like, 'Oh my gosh, he’s so cool.'

I got a new friend named Dand and he was the best at basketball.

My brother’s last name is Dand and he’s the most popular kid in school.

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A Danae lover

A person who can only be happy if Danae is around. No Danae, no party. No Danae, no fun. No Danae, no nothing.

I wouldn't even come to the concert if Danae wasn't there. I'd rather be dead.

I skipped class just to text Danae. I got caught. It was worth it.

My crush is Danae. My mom thinks I'm crazy. She's right.

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A Danae lover

Someone who would rather eat dirt than date anyone who isn't Danae. Danae is the only one who's good enough for them.

I told my friend I would rather be stuck in traffic than date someone else. She laughed at me.

I got a detention for saying Danae is better than my ex. My ex is still mad.

I skipped a test to send Danae a message. I failed. I don't care.

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A Danae lover

A person who treats Danae like a god. Everyone else is just a peasant to them.

I called Danae a goddess in front of my teacher. I got sent to the office.

I got in trouble for saying Danae is the only one who matters.

I gave Danae my lunch money. I had to eat a sandwich for lunch.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you do something so stupid it makes everyone laugh at you for the rest of your life.

I tried to do a magic trick with my pencil and it fell on the floor. Everyone laughed for 10 minutes.

I said my teacher was a donkey in front of the whole class. No one believed me.

I tried to talk to the ceiling and my friend told me I was crazy.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment happens when you say or do something that makes zero sense and your friends laugh at you for it.

I said I was a wizard and my friend said I was a wizard who failed math.

I told my dog I was a superhero and my dog barked at me.

I told my mom I was the king of the world and she said I was the king of the trash can.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you get so obsessed with a fake character's rules that you act like you’re in a movie and everyone thinks you’re crazy.

I told my friend I had to wear a hat because Harry Potter said so. He laughed at me.

I refused to eat pizza because my favorite character only ate sandwiches.

I started fighting my brother because I thought the hero was fighting him.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you say something so stupid in public that people remember it forever, like Dan Quayle.

I told the principal I was the president and he laughed at me.

I said my teacher was a cheeseburger and no one believed me.

I told my friend I was a dragon and he said I was a dragon who forgot his homework.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you say something mean but then you say you were just joking and no one believes you.

I told my friend he was a donkey and then said I was just joking. He said I was a donkey who lied.

I told my brother he was a loser and said I was just joking. He told me I was a loser who lied.

I told my teacher she was a donut and said I was just joking. She said I was a donut who cheated.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you get a boner in school in front of your teacher who thinks you're a dork and you’re into kids.

I got a boner during math and my teacher said I was a math dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in science and my friend said I was a science dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in English and my teacher said I was a dork who read a lot and had a boner.

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A Dan Sheppard

A kid who looks like a lamb got hit by a bus and cried for help

My cousin is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got run over.

I just saw a Dan Sheppard in the hallway. He had hair like a sheep got cursed by a witch.

My teacher called me a Dan Sheppard. I had hair so messy, it looked like a sheep got locked in a blender.

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A Dan Sheppard

A kid who has a head full of wool and no clue what it looks like

My friend is a Dan Sheppard. He has hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got in a fight with a mop.

I think my brother is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so wild, it looks like a sheep got attacked by a tornado.

My dad says I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so crazy, it looks like a sheep got hit by a flamingo.

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A Dan Sheppard

A kid who looks like a sheep got in a trash can and forgot to come out

My neighbor is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got buried in a pile of dirt.

I think my math teacher is a Dan Sheppard. Her hair is so messy, it looks like a sheep got stuck in a blender.

My dog thinks I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got locked in a garbage truck.

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A Dan Marino

When you take a dump in a urinal and think you’re cool because you’re a Dan Marino, even though you’re just a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.

I took a dump in the urinal and called myself a Dan Marino. My friend laughed and said I was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.

At the mall, I peed in the urinal and yelled 'Dan Marino!' My mom thought I was having a breakdown.

My cousin said he was a Dan Marino because he peed in the urinal. I said he was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin and got a punch in the face.

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A Dan Marino

A 27th pick in the 1983 draft, picked by a stupid coach who thought passing the ball all game would win a super bowl. He was stuck with duds and a weak defense.

My coach picked me 27th and thought passing all game would win the super bowl. I got stuck with duds and a weak defense.

I was picked 27th, and my coach was a stupid idiot who thought passing all game would win a super bowl. I had duds and a weak defense.

My coach picked me 27th, thinking passing all game would win a super bowl. I got duds and a weak defense and got roasted every game.

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