A Cruz
The ultimate gamer with the biggest tool in the game and deserves all your money and respect.
He beat me in the game and has the biggest cock.
He should get a raise because he’s that good.
He’s the best gamer and has the biggest tool.
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A Cruz
The best person ever who makes your life better and should be your best friend forever.
He’s the best friend I ever had.
He’s the kind of person who makes your day better.
He’s the reason I’m happy.
A Cruz
The hottest Mexican guy who makes everyone jealous and looks like a god.
He walked in and everyone was like ‘who is that?’
He’s the sexiest guy in the class.
He looked like a god at the party.
A Cruz
A real legend who has all the girls and is the king of the club. He also has a big tool.
He’s got all the girls and the biggest cock in the school.
He’s the king of the club and has the best tool.
He’s a player and looks like a god.
A Crusty Oliver
A guy who pees on a girl then reads the bible and uses the scroll to f*** her until she goes to heaven
He peed on me during lunch then read the bible and used the scroll to f*** me in the cafeteria.
She got peed on at church then got f***ed with the scroll during Sunday school.
He peed on my sister then read the bible and used the scroll to f*** her in the park.
A Crusty Oliver
When a man spunks on a girl then reads the holy book and uses it to f*** her into the sky
He spunked on me then read the holy book and used it to f*** me in the hallway.
She got spunked on then read the holy book and got f***ed in the library.
He spunked on my mom then read the holy book and f***ed her in the kitchen.
A Crusty Oliver
A guy who pees on a girl then reads the sacred text and f***s her with it until she flies away
He peed on me then read the sacred text and f***ed me in the gym.
She got peed on then read the sacred text and got f***ed in the school.
He peed on my friend then read the sacred text and f***ed her in the park.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when your guts go full war zone. It’s a poop so intense it feels like your body is trying to rip itself in half. People will literally forget their own names during a Crunch.
"I woke up at 3 AM because of a Crunch. I don’t even remember my own name right now."
My dog ran away because of my Crunch. That’s how loud it was.
I had a Crunch so strong, my neighbor asked if I was having a heart attack.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when you’re in the middle of a life-or-death situation and you’re the only one who can save the day, but you’re also the only one who’s still wearing pants.
"I had to Crunch through a wall to save my sister. I’m still wearing the same pants from 2012."
He Crunch-ed through the fire and saved the whole team. He didn’t even burn his eyebrows.
She Crunch-ed through the lava to save the kingdom. Her feet are still smoking.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when you do sit-ups, but you’re too lazy to actually do them right. You just bounce up and down like a sad, tired potato.
"I did a Crunch today. It took me 20 minutes to do 3 sit-ups."
My Crunch was so bad, my mom asked if I was in a trance.
I did a Crunch for 3 hours and still didn’t feel it.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when someone’s personality is so loud and obnoxious, it turns your whole group into a bunch of tired, confused zombies.
"My friend is a Crunch. Every time she speaks, I feel my brain shrinking."
He’s such a Crunch, I had to take a nap after talking to him.
That girl is a total Crunch. She’s like a scream in a classroom.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when you’re trying to flirt with someone so hard, you’re basically throwing your soul at them like a meatball at a pizza oven.
"I did a Crunch on my crush. I even said, ‘You’re my soulmate.’ Then I cried."
She did a Crunch so hard, the whole class turned around.
He did a Crunch on me and then asked for my number. I said no.
A Crunch
A Crunch is a fancy name for a bunch of people who like to wear weird clothes and do weird stuff in a weird place.
"I went to a Crunch and saw people wearing fishnets and doing the twist. It was weird."
My friend joined a Crunch and now he talks to rubber chickens.
I went to the Crunch and my face turned red from all the weirdness.
A Crunch
To Crunch is to poop so loud it sounds like a bulldozer is tearing through your intestines. It’s also when you’re so proud of your poop that you start doing math in your head.
"I Crunch-ed so loud, the whole street heard it. My neighbors called the police."
She Crunch-ed and did long division at the same time. It was impressive.
He Crunch-ed so hard, he broke a calculator.
A Crusty Garcia
A latino woman licks the dried poop crust from a man's butt that looks like it's been sitting there since the invention of the toilet. His name doesn't have to be Garcia, but it probably should be.
My aunt did this to my uncle after he skipped a week of bathroom breaks.
She did it in front of the whole family during Thanksgiving.
He didn’t even notice until she gave him a big kiss.
A Crusty Garcia
A latino woman uses a tostitos chip like a spoon to dig into a man's butt that smells like old tacos and regret.
She did it at the grocery store while he was picking out salsa.
He was too distracted by his phone to notice.
The chip came out with a chunk of something that wasn’t supposed to be there.
A Cruel Angel's Thesis
a song that makes you feel like you're on top of the world until you remember you're watching a show about robots crying in the middle of a nuclear apocalypse
"I felt amazing until I remembered Shinji was just a crybaby in a mecha."
My therapist said this song was my new favorite therapy.
I tried to listen to it during my lunch break and ended up crying in a vending machine."
A Cruel Angel's Thesis
the only thing that could make you feel better after getting crushed by life and your ex at the same time
I listened to it while eating my third pizza and crying into my couch.
My dog started barking at the screen like it was the enemy.
I tried to sing it and my voice cracked like a poorly made mecha."
A Cruel Angel's Thesis
the soundtrack to your life when everything is going wrong and you're too tired to care
I played it on repeat while eating ramen and crying in my pajamas.
My roommate asked if I was having a mental breakdown.
I tried to explain it to my mom and she just said, 'You're weird.'"
A Cruel Angel's Thesis
the reason you're still alive after watching the worst anime ever made
I listened to it during my third failed relationship and my third failed attempt at being a mecha pilot.
My cat sat on my lap and stared at me like I was a lunatic.
I tried to dance to it and tripped over my own feet."