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A guy who pees on a girl then reads the bible and uses the scroll to f*** her until she goes to heaven
He peed on me during lunch then read the bible and used the scroll to f*** me in the cafeteria.
She got peed on at church then got f***ed with the scroll during Sunday school.
He peed on my sister then read the bible and used the scroll to f*** her in the park.
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When a man spunks on a girl then reads the holy book and uses it to f*** her into the sky
He spunked on me then read the holy book and used it to f*** me in the hallway.
She got spunked on then read the holy book and got f***ed in the library.
He spunked on my mom then read the holy book and f***ed her in the kitchen.
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A guy who pees on a girl then reads the sacred text and f***s her with it until she flies away
He peed on me then read the sacred text and f***ed me in the gym.
She got peed on then read the sacred text and got f***ed in the school.
He peed on my friend then read the sacred text and f***ed her in the park.
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