A Crunch
A Crunch is when you’re in the middle of a life-or-death situation and you’re the only one who can save the day, but you’re also the only one who’s still wearing pants.
"I had to Crunch through a wall to save my sister. I’m still wearing the same pants from 2012."
He Crunch-ed through the fire and saved the whole team. He didn’t even burn his eyebrows.
She Crunch-ed through the lava to save the kingdom. Her feet are still smoking.