A Crunch
A Crunch is when you’re trying to flirt with someone so hard, you’re basically throwing your soul at them like a meatball at a pizza oven.
"I did a Crunch on my crush. I even said, ‘You’re my soulmate.’ Then I cried."
She did a Crunch so hard, the whole class turned around.
He did a Crunch on me and then asked for my number. I said no.