A Danae lover - Someone who would rather eat dirt than date anyone who isn't

Someone who would rather eat dirt than date anyone who isn't Danae. Danae is the only one who's good enough for them.

I told my friend I would rather be stuck in traffic than date someone else. She laughed at me.

I got a detention for saying Danae is better than my ex. My ex is still mad.

I skipped a test to send Danae a message. I failed. I don't care.