A Dand
A dand is the only word an Indian knows. It’s also what you say when you try to sound like an Indian but just sound like a confused dog.
My brother said, 'Dand! Dand!' like he was trying to speak fluent Indian but he just sounded like a confused dog.
At the mall, I heard a guy say 'Dand' and it was the saddest thing I've ever heard.
I tried to sound like an Indian at school and just said 'Dand' and got laughed at for 10 minutes.