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A Dangler
A dangler is that chunk of email you should’ve deleted before forwarding it. It slinks into the middle of the message like a dirty secret, and it bites someone who didn’t ask for it.
My boss forwarded me an email from his boss and included the whole lunch conversation. That was a dangler.
My mom forwarded a group chat with my sister and her ex. That was a dangler.
My teacher sent me an email with a rant about the principal. That was a dangler.
A Dangler
A dangler is someone who pulls their nuts out in public, usually in a locker room. If you’re brave enough to do it, people will call you a dangler for the rest of your life.
My brother pulled his nuts out in the gym. Everyone laughed. He’s a dangler now.
My cousin did it in the bus station. People stared. He’s a dangler now.
I did it in the mall. My mom was horrified. I’m a dangler now.
A Dangler
A dangler is a hockey player who can outsmart the other guy and make them look like an idiot. It’s like they’re dancing while the other player is tripping over their own feet.
That hockey player tricked the goalie. He’s a dangler.
He faked a shot and the defender fell for it. He’s a dangler.
He made the defender run into the wall. He’s a dangler.
A Dangler
A dangler is a hockey player with super hands and moves that make the defender look like a fool. They glide past them like they're not even there.
That player used his hands to get past the defender. He’s a dangler.
He made the defender run in circles. He’s a dangler.
He skated past them like they were nothing. He’s a dangler.
A Dangler
A dangler is your nuts, your balls, your whole package. You can call it whatever you want, but it’s still a dangler.
He showed his dangler to the whole class. Everyone laughed.
My brother showed his dangler in the bathroom. I saw it.
He called his dangler a ‘family treasure.’ That was weird.
A Dangler
A dangler is when you hang your balls over someone’s face while they’re sleeping. It’s like you’re teasing them in their most vulnerable moment.
He hung his dangler over his brother’s face while he was sleeping. It was hilarious.
I hung my dangler over my sister’s face. She woke up screaming.
My dad hung his dangler over my face while I was napping. I was mad.
A Dangler
A dangler is a big clitoris or a girl with a big clitoris. It’s not just a dangler, it’s a dangler of legends.
My friend’s clitoris is a dangler. Everyone knows it.
That girl has a clitoris that’s a dangler. It’s famous.
My sister’s clitoris is a dangler. I can’t stop laughing.
A Daniel Clifton
So desperate for sex you'll fuck anything that moves. Even a goat wearing a bra.
I saw him fuck a goat in the middle of the street. It was wearing a bra.
He tried to seduce a mailbox. It didn't work.
He asked a dog for a date. The dog said no, but he still fucked it.
A Daniel Clifton
You're so turned on you'll have sex with anything that's breathing. Even a dead fish.
He had sex with a dead fish in the parking lot. It was gross.
He tried to kiss a vending machine. It gave him a candy bar instead.
He took a nap in a toilet. That's how horny he was.
A Daniel Clifton
You're so hungry for love you'll screw anything that looks like it wants to be screwed. Even a chicken in a dress.
He saw a chicken in a dress and immediately had sex with it.
He tried to propose to a traffic light. It blinked no.
He asked a statue for a date. The statue didn't respond, but he still fucked it.
A Dandy
A guy who gets off on having his face in a persons butt while getting sucked off like a champ
My cousin tried to be a dandy and ended up with a face full of butt and a hard-on
At the party, Steve was a dandy and got yelled at for sniffing his own arse
My dad claims he was a dandy once, but he just got caught with a chicken in his pants
A Dandy
A guy who looks like he stepped out of a fashion magazine and smells like expensive cologne and bad decisions
My brother is a dandy, and he wears socks with sandals just because
The guy at the bar was a dandy and talked about his hair like it was a career
My teacher said I was a dandy and I just stared at her like she was crazy
A Dandy
A man who dresses like a prince, acts like a fool, and thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not
My friend is a dandy and still thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he lost to a kid
The guy in the coffee shop was a dandy and tried to impress a barista with his hat
My mom says I’m a dandy because I wear my pajamas to school every day
A Dandy
When something is so good it makes you want to cry, or at least take a nap
This pizza is a dandy, and I’m going to eat it and then go to sleep
My day was a dandy, and I just wanted to sit in a chair and be happy
That movie was a dandy, and I didn’t even mind the guy who kept talking during it
A Dandy
David when he’s eating ducks and looks like he’s going to cry or vomit
David was a dandy when he ate ducks and cried because they were too spicy
At the picnic, David was a dandy and tried to eat a duck like it was a normal sandwich
David was a dandy again when he tried to eat a duck and got a face full of sauce
A Dandy
A man who thinks he's the best at everything and probably smells like old socks and expensive perfume
My uncle is a dandy and still thinks he's the best at everything, even though he lost to a kid
That guy at the gym is a dandy and talks about his hair like it's a career
My teacher said I was a dandy because I wear my pajamas to school every day
A Dandy
When you feel like everything is going your way and you don’t even care if someone yells at you
I was a dandy today and didn’t even care when my friend yelled at me
My day was a dandy and I just wanted to sit in a chair and be happy
I was a dandy and ate my lunch without even looking at anyone
A Dangerous Meeting
A meeting where people drink until they pass out. It's like a party but with more shots and less brains.
The meeting started with a shot of tequila and ended with a guy puking on the floor.
They met at the bar and drank until the bartender gave them a speech.
At the meeting, no one remembered why they came.
A Dangerous Meeting
A gathering where seven people try to summon a ghost but end up getting more wasted than the spirit.
They all held hands and screamed until someone got a headache and a hangover.
The table danced, but it was just the floor shaking from all the yelling.
The spirit didn’t show up, but the coffee did.
A Dand
A dand is a human flake machine who turns every room into a winter wonderland of dead skin and embarrassment.
My cousin walked into my room and it started snowing. I looked up and saw my cousin’s head like a snow blower.
The teacher walked in and the whole class started coughing like she was a walking sneeze factory.
My mom came in and I could hear her saying, 'I’ve seen worse in a prison cell.'
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