A Dandy

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A guy who gets off on having his face in a persons butt while getting sucked off like a champ

My cousin tried to be a dandy and ended up with a face full of butt and a hard-on

At the party, Steve was a dandy and got yelled at for sniffing his own arse

My dad claims he was a dandy once, but he just got caught with a chicken in his pants

A guy who looks like he stepped out of a fashion magazine and smells like expensive cologne and bad decisions

My brother is a dandy, and he wears socks with sandals just because

The guy at the bar was a dandy and talked about his hair like it was a career

My teacher said I was a dandy and I just stared at her like she was crazy

A man who dresses like a prince, acts like a fool, and thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not

My friend is a dandy and still thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he lost to a kid

The guy in the coffee shop was a dandy and tried to impress a barista with his hat

My mom says I’m a dandy because I wear my pajamas to school every day

When something is so good it makes you want to cry, or at least take a nap

This pizza is a dandy, and I’m going to eat it and then go to sleep

My day was a dandy, and I just wanted to sit in a chair and be happy

That movie was a dandy, and I didn’t even mind the guy who kept talking during it

David when he’s eating ducks and looks like he’s going to cry or vomit

David was a dandy when he ate ducks and cried because they were too spicy

At the picnic, David was a dandy and tried to eat a duck like it was a normal sandwich

David was a dandy again when he tried to eat a duck and got a face full of sauce

A man who thinks he's the best at everything and probably smells like old socks and expensive perfume

My uncle is a dandy and still thinks he's the best at everything, even though he lost to a kid

That guy at the gym is a dandy and talks about his hair like it's a career

My teacher said I was a dandy because I wear my pajamas to school every day

When you feel like everything is going your way and you don’t even care if someone yells at you

I was a dandy today and didn’t even care when my friend yelled at me

My day was a dandy and I just wanted to sit in a chair and be happy

I was a dandy and ate my lunch without even looking at anyone