A Dangler

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A dangler is that chunk of email you should’ve deleted before forwarding it. It slinks into the middle of the message like a dirty secret, and it bites someone who didn’t ask for it.
My boss forwarded me an email from his boss and included the whole lunch conversation. That was a dangler.
My mom forwarded a group chat with my sister and her ex. That was a dangler.
My teacher sent me an email with a rant about the principal. That was a dangler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dangler is someone who pulls their nuts out in public, usually in a locker room. If you’re brave enough to do it, people will call you a dangler for the rest of your life.
My brother pulled his nuts out in the gym. Everyone laughed. He’s a dangler now.
My cousin did it in the bus station. People stared. He’s a dangler now.
I did it in the mall. My mom was horrified. I’m a dangler now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dangler is a hockey player who can outsmart the other guy and make them look like an idiot. It’s like they’re dancing while the other player is tripping over their own feet.
That hockey player tricked the goalie. He’s a dangler.
He faked a shot and the defender fell for it. He’s a dangler.
He made the defender run into the wall. He’s a dangler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dangler is a hockey player with super hands and moves that make the defender look like a fool. They glide past them like they're not even there.
That player used his hands to get past the defender. He’s a dangler.
He made the defender run in circles. He’s a dangler.
He skated past them like they were nothing. He’s a dangler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dangler is your nuts, your balls, your whole package. You can call it whatever you want, but it’s still a dangler.
He showed his dangler to the whole class. Everyone laughed.
My brother showed his dangler in the bathroom. I saw it.
He called his dangler a ‘family treasure.’ That was weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dangler is when you hang your balls over someone’s face while they’re sleeping. It’s like you’re teasing them in their most vulnerable moment.
He hung his dangler over his brother’s face while he was sleeping. It was hilarious.
I hung my dangler over my sister’s face. She woke up screaming.
My dad hung his dangler over my face while I was napping. I was mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dangler is a big clitoris or a girl with a big clitoris. It’s not just a dangler, it’s a dangler of legends.
My friend’s clitoris is a dangler. Everyone knows it.
That girl has a clitoris that’s a dangler. It’s famous.
My sister’s clitoris is a dangler. I can’t stop laughing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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