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A British Girl
These girls wear cheap clothes from JD Sports and think they're fancy. They judge everyone in McDonalds and have a snap score higher than a king.
I went to McDonalds and she looked at me like I was trash.
My snap score is 200,000. I'm a legend.
She judges me for wearing a hoodie. I'm a legend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A British Girl
A British girl lives in Britain and thinks she's rich. She wears fake lashes, spray tan, and thinks she's a private school girl. She’s obsessed with brands and makes everyone else feel poor.
I spent £200 on fake lashes and still look like a clown.
I wear spray tan so much, my legs are like a lobster.
I'm obsessed with Chanel and think I'm rich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A British Girl
These girls are hot, have amazing hair, and think they're the only one. They're either redheads or blondes, and they think they're the best.
I have blonde hair and think I'm a goddess.
My friend is a redhead and thinks she's a queen.
I'm hot and I know it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A British Girl
This girl thinks she's the only one who matters. She doesn't help anyone, and she thinks the teacher loves her. Everyone else hates her, and she's stuck on a boy who doesn't even look at her.
I think I'm the only one who matters. Everyone else is trash.
The teacher loves me, and everyone else is a loser.
I'm stuck on a boy who doesn't even talk to me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brit weird
A person who's so British they're basically a weird foreigner with a tea obsession and a side of judgment.
'I don’t like your sandwich. It’s not proper.', A Brit weird at a picnic.
'Why do you have a pet goat? That’s not normal.', A Brit weird during a Zoom call.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird defending their weirdness.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brit weird
A British person who’s so weird they probably invented the phrase 'Why would you do that?' and then cursed it.
'Why would you wear socks with sandals? That’s madness!', A Brit weird at a coffee shop.
'I can’t believe you’re eating a muffin at 3 a. m.', A Brit weird texting you at 3 a. m.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brit weird
A British person so weird they probably took a bath with a chicken and then blamed it for their bad mood.
'I had a chicken in my bath. It was a bad decision.', A Brit weird on Twitter.
'Why do you live in a shed? That’s not normal.', A Brit weird at a bonfire party.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird who’s clearly lost their mind.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bright Future
A Bright Future is a guy who wears sunglasses so much he probably thinks the moon is a disco ball. He’s got a Bright Future because something’s holding him back when the lights go out and the party’s over.
Wearing sunglasses during a Zoom call at 3 AM.
Sunglasses on while eating a taco at 2 PM.
Sunglasses on during a bathroom break at 1 AM.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bright Future
A Bright Future is a lady with a butt so big it could launch a spaceship. It’s a Bright Future because she’s got enough power to make the whole world blush.
She walks into a room and the lights dim.
Her butt is the reason the chair broke.
She sits down and the floor creaks in fear.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you poop and yell that’s a Brick ‘n’ half, like it’s the biggest dump ever.
Just pooped and screamed, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' My roommate asked if I was trying to clog the toilet.
I told my dog, 'That's a brick 'n' half!' He looked at me like I was mad.
I pooped so hard I thought I had a brick in my pants. 'That's a brick 'n' half!' I yelled at the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you finish a dump and say it’s so big it should be called a Brick ‘n’ half.
I finished my dump and said, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' My sister said I was just full.
I told my brother, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' He said I was just bad at pooping.
After my dump, I said, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' My mom said I needed to eat less pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and say it’s the biggest one you’ve ever done, and you mean it.
I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' I was telling the truth, I felt it.
After my dump, I told my friend, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' He said I was just bragging.
I did my biggest dump yet and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you do a dump so big you think it’s a Brick ‘n’ half, and then you yell it.
I did a dump and thought, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Then I yelled it at my brother.
I pooped so hard I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend laughed at me.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dad said I was just full.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and act like it was the biggest one ever, even if it wasn’t.
I did a normal dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend said I was just lying.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My mom said I was just full.
I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog didn’t believe me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and say it’s the biggest one ever, just to show off.
I did my dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to show off to my brother.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to make my friend laugh.
I took a dump and yelled, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Just to impress my dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brian Urlacher
A sexual position where you pretend you're Brian Urlacher, and you're probably not very good at it.
I tried doing this with my cousin and it was a disaster
My mom thinks I'm doing homework but I'm really doing this
My dog looked at me like I was crazy during this
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brian Urlacher
Brian Urlacher is a middle linebacker for the Chicago Bears. He’s a 4-time Pro Bowl player, but he’s also a huge pain in the ass.
He hit my uncle so hard, my uncle got a black eye
He’s got the strength of a bear, and he’s got the brain of a squirrel
He’s called the Monster of the Midway, but he’s also called a monster in the stands
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brian Urlacher
A funny sexual position where you act like Brian Urlacher, and it's probably not that funny.
My friend did this with his girlfriend and it was a total laugh
I did this with my brother and it was a total mess
My neighbor saw me doing this and called the cops
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brian Urlacher
Brian Urlacher plays middle linebacker for the Chicago Bears in their 4-3 defense. He’s a hard hitter, but he gets bulldozed by Jerome Bettis whenever they play.
He got ran over by Jerome Bettis like he was a pancake
He’s the best player on the team, but he’s also the easiest to beat
He got tossed aside like a rag doll in that game
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brian Urlacher
The most overrated linebacker in the NFL. He’s a huge dud and barely does anything except get knocked around.
He missed tackles like it was his job
He got tackled by a kid in the park
He’s the worst defender since the invention of football
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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