A Bronski
Putting your face in a girl’s chest and rocking your head like you’re trying to get a brain fart.
'I did a bronski and my brain farted.'
'He did a bronski and I laughed so hard I cried.'
'I did a bronski and my face got stuck.'
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A Bronski
Screaming 'BRRRRRROOOONNNNNNNNSSSSKKKKIII' between a woman’s breasts like you're trying to summon a demon.
'I did a bronski and I summoned a demon.'
'He screamed bronski so loud, the neighbors called the cops.'
'She did a bronski and I got a headache.'
A Bronski
Putting your face in a girl’s chest and yelling 'bronsky' so loud it sounds like you're on a mission from God.
'He did a bronski and I thought he was possessed.'
'She did a bronski and it was glorious.'
'I did a bronski and my face was holy.'
A Bronski
A dance move you do by raising your arms and tapping your wrists like you're trying to annoy a chicken.
'He did the bronski and the chicken ran away.'
'She did the bronski and I laughed at her.'
'I did the bronski and I felt stupid.'
A Bronski
A can or bottle of beer, but also a curse you drink to forget your sins.
'That beer is a bronski, and I drank it like a sinner.'
'He drank a bronski and forgot his ex.'
'I had a bronski and I got drunk.'
A Broad Davey
A man’s butt that got torn up by two guys at the same time, like it was a sandwich and they both bit it.
My cousin’s butt looked like a war zone after the Davey incident.
He said he felt like a donut that got stepped on by two elephants.
That Davey was so bad, the nurse had to give him a second opinion.
A Broad Davey
A guy’s behind that got double-punched by two guys, and it never recovered.
He said it felt like his backside got hit by a truck and a bicycle at the same time.
Davey was so intense, he got a new nickname: The Double Dribble.
After the Davey, he couldn’t sit down for a week.
A Broad Davey
A man’s butt that was used as a trampoline by two guys at the same time.
He told me he felt like a trampoline that got jumped on by two guys who didn’t know how to land.
The Davey was so bad, he got a certificate for being a human trampoline.
He said he didn’t know if he was being used as a trampoline or a stress ball.
A British Physical
A British Physical is when the guy sits on the girl's back, she opens her butt like a door, he sticks his hand up her butt, grabs all the goo he can, then slaps it into her snatch like he's trying to murder her with a cheeseburger.
My cousin said it's like a triple scoop of ice cream, but with butt juice and a side of pain.
He did it so hard, the lady screamed like she was being stabbed by a dozen chickens.
My brother tried it and ended up with a face like he'd been hit by a truck.
A British Physical
A British Physical is when the guy shoves his hand up the girl's butt, grabs a fistful of butt goop, then slaps it into her vagina like he's trying to give her a new life.
My friend said it felt like a hot dog being squished into a toaster.
She cried so much, her eyes looked like they were about to pop out.
He did it so fast, she didn't even have time to say 'what the hell is this?'
A British Physical
A British Physical is when the guy sticks his hand up the girl's butt, takes a big scoop of butt goo, then smacks it into her vagina like he's trying to kill her with a spoon.
She said it felt like getting hit by a cow with a spatula.
He did it so hard, the whole room started shaking.
She was so sore, she could barely walk for a week.
A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the thing that stops a guy from peeing his pants when he sees a hot chick.
I saw her in the pub and my pants were about to go. Thank god I had my umbrella.
He got a hard-on in the middle of the street. Classic British umbrella moment.
My mate tried to flirt with the barmaid and forgot he had his umbrella on. Poor guy.
A British umbrella
A British umbrella is what you use to keep your dignity from getting soaked when you act like a fool.
I tripped on the stairs. My dignity was dripping like water from a broken tap. My umbrella saved me.
He laughed so loud at my joke that he forgot to hold his umbrella. Now he's a mess.
My umbrella kept my dignity dry while I cried in the corner like a baby.
A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the thing you carry to hide your face when you’re too ashamed to be seen.
I failed my test and hid behind my umbrella like a coward.
He got caught eating a sandwich in the office. His umbrella was the only thing between him and shame.
She was so embarrassed she used her umbrella like a shield.
A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the only thing that stops you from getting soaked when you’re too drunk to think straight.
I drank six pints and forgot my umbrella. My shirt was soaked and my brain was even worse.
He threw up on the pavement. His umbrella was the only thing that saved his dignity.
We got caught in the rain, but my umbrella kept me from looking like a mess.
A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the thing you hold like a sword when you’re too proud to back down.
He stood there with his umbrella like it was a sword. He wasn’t backing down.
I fought my brother with an umbrella. It was like a duel from a movie.
She held her umbrella high like a warrior. No one was going to beat her.
A British umbrella
A British umbrella is the thing you use to block the sun when you’re too lazy to wear sunglasses.
The sun was blinding. I used my umbrella like it was a shield from the light.
He blocked the sun with his umbrella instead of wearing sunglasses. He’s too lazy for style.
She used her umbrella like it was a hat. It was the only thing keeping her from melting.
A British Girl
A British girl is a mess who slaps on so much makeup it looks like a warzone. Her friends are named Britteney or Bridgett, and they’re just as fake as she is.
Lmao I tried to do my eyeliner and it looked like a raccoon got into my face. #BritishGirlVibes
My friend Britteney thinks she's a influencer, but she can't even take a proper selfie.
I tried to talk to Bridgett and she said 'I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to my followers.'
A British Girl
These girls are always shaking like they’re possessed while making TikToks. They don't know what they're doing, but they think they're awesome.
Shook my phone so hard my TikTok looked like a earthquake happened.
I filmed my dance and my hands were shaking like I was about to die.
My TikTok is so bad, my dog laughed at it.
A British Girl
A British girl thinks she's the queen of the world. She wears tiny skirts, fake tan, and enough makeup to blind you. She drinks vodka like it's water and passes out at every party.
I drank three shots and passed out on the floor. #BritishGirlLife
My fake tan is so bad, I look like a lobster.
I had sex with 10 guys last week. I'm a legend.