A British Physical
A British Physical is when the guy shoves his hand up the girl's butt, grabs a fistful of butt goop, then slaps it into her vagina like he's trying to give her a new life.
My friend said it felt like a hot dog being squished into a toaster.
She cried so much, her eyes looked like they were about to pop out.
He did it so fast, she didn't even have time to say 'what the hell is this?'