A Brian Urlacher

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A sexual position where you pretend you're Brian Urlacher, and you're probably not very good at it.

I tried doing this with my cousin and it was a disaster

My mom thinks I'm doing homework but I'm really doing this

My dog looked at me like I was crazy during this

Brian Urlacher is a middle linebacker for the Chicago Bears. He’s a 4-time Pro Bowl player, but he’s also a huge pain in the ass.

He hit my uncle so hard, my uncle got a black eye

He’s got the strength of a bear, and he’s got the brain of a squirrel

He’s called the Monster of the Midway, but he’s also called a monster in the stands

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A funny sexual position where you act like Brian Urlacher, and it's probably not that funny.

My friend did this with his girlfriend and it was a total laugh

I did this with my brother and it was a total mess

My neighbor saw me doing this and called the cops

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Brian Urlacher plays middle linebacker for the Chicago Bears in their 4-3 defense. He’s a hard hitter, but he gets bulldozed by Jerome Bettis whenever they play.

He got ran over by Jerome Bettis like he was a pancake

He’s the best player on the team, but he’s also the easiest to beat

He got tossed aside like a rag doll in that game

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most overrated linebacker in the NFL. He’s a huge dud and barely does anything except get knocked around.

He missed tackles like it was his job

He got tackled by a kid in the park

He’s the worst defender since the invention of football

by Slangipedia 16d ago