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Salisbury is a tiny town in England that’s stuck in the past. It’s got way more schools than shops. The kids are all bored and cause chaos every Saturday. It’s like a tiny version of hell with a cathedral and a bunch of hippies.

Salisbury is a town full of chavs, roadmen, and gingers. The girls at South Wilts are all lesbian. The boys at WSE are all roadmen. If you go to either school, you are a nonce. And the teachers are all perverts.

Salisbury is a tiny town in Massachusetts where the kids think they live in a ghetto. They talk like gangsters. They wear huge jerseys and gold chains. They say things like ‘AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?’ It’s like the worst version of hip-hop.

Salisbury is a village near Moncton full of skanks, tuff guys, and gingers. They drive old cars. They act like gangsters. They blazin’. And they’re all obsessed with being cool.

Salisbury is a city in Maryland where everything meets. It’s on the Delmarva peninsula. It’s called the Crossroads of Delmarva. It’s like the middle of everything. It’s not too big. It’s not too small. It’s just average.

A Salisbury Socking is when a guy farts in his pants, then shoves his girlfriend's sock in her mouth and makes her swallow his cum while he eats a whole pizza in the middle of the night.

A Salisbury Socking is like a hot dog in a sock. You eat chili, then crap in a sock, swing it around like a bat, and whack it on your girlfriend's head before work.

A Salad Train is when four or more guys who can't decide if they're gay or just confused try to figure it out by sticking their tongues up each other's butts while saying 'choo choo.' The guy who gets the hardest boner wins the title of 'Most Confused Guy.'

A Salad Train is like a group of guys doing a butt licking relay race. They all line up on their hands and knees, and when the train starts chugging, they stick their tongues up each other's butts like it's the most natural thing ever.

A Salad Train is when guys get on their hands and knees and make a train of butts. They stick their tongues up each other's butts while saying 'choo choo,' and the guy who gets the hardest boner gets to pick the next person to join the train.

A bowl of weed with two or more kinds of stinkweed. It’s like a party in your lungs but with more farts.

A fake story someone tells to look cool. It’s like lying but with more embarrassment.

A word I say when my cat Salad does something stupid, like disappearing for a week and eating my homework.

A stupid game where you kick stuff through people’s legs and then yell and kick them until they collapse.

In the south, a salad is a kid who is too young to know better and gets in trouble for stupid stuff.

Getting salad to go is when you grab salad from a place and then eat it while running away from the cops.

A loud rock band from Canada who play so fast you can’t even breathe.

A wild story that makes you think someone’s high on seaweed and moonlight. It might be real, or it might be total bullcrap, but no one knows for sure until someone sees it with their own eyes or it hits them with a giant whale.

A tale so crazy, it makes your brain feel like it’s underwater. It might be real, but you’ll never believe it unless you see it yourself, or it knocks your teeth out.

A story so stupid, it’s like someone peed on it. It could be real, or it could be a lie. But you won’t know unless you get attacked by a whale or a squid.