Discover Slang

A Sam Knott
when a dude’s cock gets stuck in his partner's butt during a meth-induced sex party and everyone’s too high to care.
At the meth party, my brother’s cock got stuck in his date’s butt. No one cared because everyone was high.
During the meth-fueled orgy, my uncle’s cock got stuck in his lover’s butt. Everyone just laughed and kept taking meth.
At the party, my friend’s cock got stuck in his guy’s butt. They both kept taking meth and didn’t even try to get unstuck.
A Sam Knott
when a guy’s penis gets stuck in his lover’s butt during a meth-fueled sex party and nobody wants to stop the fun.
At the meth party, my dad’s penis got stuck in his lover’s butt. They both kept taking meth and didn’t want to stop.
During the wild sex party, my brother’s cock got stuck in his partner’s butt. They just kept taking meth and ignoring the problem.
At the meth-fueled orgie, my friend’s penis got stuck in his guy’s butt. They didn’t want to stop the fun or the meth.
A Salty Snail
A salty snail is when a guy licks salt out of his partner’s butt hole like it’s the last piece of pizza. The snail part is how slow and lazy he is doing it.
My boyfriend tried to be a salty snail, but he was too salty and got a nosebleed.
My sister’s boyfriend does a salty snail every morning before coffee.
At the party, the guy next to me was doing a salty snail and his girlfriend was screaming.
A Salty Snail
A salty snail is a gay thing where one person licks salt from another person’s butt hole. It’s called a snail because it takes forever and feels like a snail crawling on your face.
My friend’s boyfriend does a salty snail every time they argue.
At the gym, I saw two guys doing a salty snail in the sauna.
My mom found out my brother does a salty snail and she flipped out.
A Salty Snail
A salty snail is when a guy licks salt from another guy’s butt hole. It’s called a snail because it’s slow, messy, and makes you feel like you’re eating a slug.
My cousin’s boyfriend does a salty snail every time they go to a concert.
My uncle does a salty snail with his best friend every Saturday.
At school, my crush did a salty snail in the hallway and I died.
A Salty Handshake
A public finger job given by a flaming queen to a confused dude who thinks he’s cool.
At the mall, Brad got a salty handshake from a guy in a sequin vest who called him 'honeybunch.'
During lunch, Jeff’s salty handshake was heard by his entire class and his mom.
At the gym, Mark got a salty handshake from a guy who smelled like old socks and regret.
A Salty Handshake
When a gay man gives a straight man a handjob in front of everyone, like he’s trying to save his soul.
At the church, Tim got a salty handshake from the pastor after he asked for forgiveness.
In the middle of a meeting, Sarah got a salty handshake from her boss, who had a mustache and a bad attitude.
At the grocery store, Dave got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a hat and a lot of regret.
A Salty Handshake
A public finger job that happens when a gay man feels like he needs to make a straight man suffer for no reason.
At the park, Chris got a salty handshake from a guy who was eating a hot dog and laughing at him.
During a family reunion, Tom got a salty handshake from his uncle, who had a beer and a bad attitude.
At the bar, Alex got a salty handshake from a guy who thought he was a legend.
A Salty Handshake
A gay man’s way of telling a straight man, 'I know you're not cool, and I don’t care.'
At the airport, Ben got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing sunglasses and a lot of attitude.
During a video call, Jerry got a salty handshake from his cousin, who was wearing pajamas and a grin.
At the movie theater, Sam got a salty handshake from a guy who was eating popcorn and laughing at him.
A Salty Handshake
A gay man’s way of saying, 'You're not cool, and I’m going to make sure everyone knows it.'
At the office party, Mike got a salty handshake from his boss, who was wearing a tie and a lot of regret.
During a Zoom call, Lisa got a salty handshake from her dad, who had a beer and a bad laugh.
At the party, Dan got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a suit and a lot of attitude.
A Salty Handshake
When a gay man gives a straight man a handjob in public, just to prove he’s the king of the mess.
At the restaurant, Jake got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a hat and a lot of confidence.
During a class presentation, Emma got a salty handshake from her teacher, who had a coffee and a bad attitude.
At the gym, Paul got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a shirt and a lot of pride.
A Salty Dennison
A man baby who throws a tantrum like a kid when everything goes wrong and blames everyone but himself. He’s too lazy to own up to his mistakes.
Why did I fail the test? It's because you didn't study with me!
You ruined my day! I didn't even do anything wrong!
I failed because you didn't help me, not because I didn't try!
A Salty Dennison
A guy who acts like the world owes him and gets extra salty when he's the one who messed up everything.
You failed the test? I didn't even fail! You did!
I didn't even do anything wrong, and you ruined my life!
You're the reason I failed, not me!
A Salty Dennison
A guy who's too good for everything and gets angry when things don't go his way. He acts like he's the only one who matters.
You're the reason I failed, not me!
I didn't even do anything wrong, and you messed it up!
You're so bad at everything, you ruined my life!
A Salty Dennison
A guy who can't handle being wrong and acts like the world is against him. He blames everyone else for his own dumb mistakes.
You messed up my test! I didn't even fail!
Why did I fail? It's all your fault!
You're the reason I failed, not me!
A Salty Dennison
A guy who thinks he's perfect and gets super salty when things don't go his way. He's too dumb to take responsibility.
Why did I fail? It's all your fault!
You messed up my test, not me!
I didn't even do anything wrong, and you failed!
A Salty Banana
A salty banana is when someone acts like a total piece of garbage and gets so angry they turn into a walking insult machine.
My cousin got salty banana after I told him he looked like a fartsack in a dress.
My mom got salty banana when I ate the last slice of pizza.
My dog got salty banana when I took his favorite toy.
A Salty Banana
A salty banana is when your girlfriend keeps going after you cum and rubs your junk all over your cock like it's a cheese sandwich.
My girlfriend gave me a salty banana while I was watching Netflix.
My girlfriend gave me a salty banana during my lunch break.
My girlfriend gave me a salty banana after I said I loved her.
A Salty Banana
A salty banana is when you sweat so much on a hot day that a bead of sweat gets licked from your butt hole all the way up to the tip of your cock.
I got a salty banana while walking to school on a 90-degree day.
I got a salty banana during my morning workout.
I got a salty banana while sitting in a hot car.
A Salisbury
A Salisbury is when a guy shows off his pecker in a picture. No balls. No knicks. Just the long part. It’s like showing off your most prized possession. Some people use it for sex. Some for laughs. Some just to scare the hell out of you.
DM: ‘Bro, check this Salisbury I did in the shower.’
Tweet: ‘Salisbury so hard, my phone died from the flex.’
Text: ‘Why are you staring at me like that? I did a Salisbury in your class photo.’
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