A Salty Handshake

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A public finger job given by a flaming queen to a confused dude who thinks he’s cool.

At the mall, Brad got a salty handshake from a guy in a sequin vest who called him 'honeybunch.'

During lunch, Jeff’s salty handshake was heard by his entire class and his mom.

At the gym, Mark got a salty handshake from a guy who smelled like old socks and regret.

When a gay man gives a straight man a handjob in front of everyone, like he’s trying to save his soul.

At the church, Tim got a salty handshake from the pastor after he asked for forgiveness.

In the middle of a meeting, Sarah got a salty handshake from her boss, who had a mustache and a bad attitude.

At the grocery store, Dave got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a hat and a lot of regret.

A public finger job that happens when a gay man feels like he needs to make a straight man suffer for no reason.

At the park, Chris got a salty handshake from a guy who was eating a hot dog and laughing at him.

During a family reunion, Tom got a salty handshake from his uncle, who had a beer and a bad attitude.

At the bar, Alex got a salty handshake from a guy who thought he was a legend.

A gay man’s way of telling a straight man, 'I know you're not cool, and I don’t care.'

At the airport, Ben got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing sunglasses and a lot of attitude.

During a video call, Jerry got a salty handshake from his cousin, who was wearing pajamas and a grin.

At the movie theater, Sam got a salty handshake from a guy who was eating popcorn and laughing at him.

A gay man’s way of saying, 'You're not cool, and I’m going to make sure everyone knows it.'

At the office party, Mike got a salty handshake from his boss, who was wearing a tie and a lot of regret.

During a Zoom call, Lisa got a salty handshake from her dad, who had a beer and a bad laugh.

At the party, Dan got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a suit and a lot of attitude.

When a gay man gives a straight man a handjob in public, just to prove he’s the king of the mess.

At the restaurant, Jake got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a hat and a lot of confidence.

During a class presentation, Emma got a salty handshake from her teacher, who had a coffee and a bad attitude.

At the gym, Paul got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a shirt and a lot of pride.