A Salty Handshake
When a gay man gives a straight man a handjob in front of everyone, like he’s trying to save his soul.
At the church, Tim got a salty handshake from the pastor after he asked for forgiveness.
In the middle of a meeting, Sarah got a salty handshake from her boss, who had a mustache and a bad attitude.
At the grocery store, Dave got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a hat and a lot of regret.