A Salty Handshake
A public finger job that happens when a gay man feels like he needs to make a straight man suffer for no reason.
At the park, Chris got a salty handshake from a guy who was eating a hot dog and laughing at him.
During a family reunion, Tom got a salty handshake from his uncle, who had a beer and a bad attitude.
At the bar, Alex got a salty handshake from a guy who thought he was a legend.