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A Samuel
A Samuel is a guy who’s cool, funny, and will probably do something embarrassing to save your life.
He jumped into a pool full of spaghetti to save your reputation.
He dressed up as a chicken to make you laugh at the party.
He ate a whole pizza in 2 minutes to win a bet.
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A Samuel
A Samuel is a guy who’s friendly, doesn’t care about school, and will probably laugh at your dumb jokes.
He skipped math class to eat tacos with his friends.
He failed the test but still got a B because he was nice.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell out of his chair.
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A Samuel
A Samuel is a guy who’s handsome, kind, and will probably do anything to make you happy.
He stayed up all night to help me with my homework.
He gave me a hug when I was sad and didn’t say anything.
He drove me to the store just because I wanted candy.
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A Samuel
A Samuel is a guy who’s smart, loyal, and will probably change your mood for the better.
He made me laugh when I was feeling down.
He stayed with me when everyone else left.
He helped me pass my test and didn’t even care.
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A Samantha Gedville
A person who can't keep their nose out of other people's problems and thinks everything is about them
Why did you fail the test? Because I didn't tell you about the pop quiz!
I told you about the party last week. Why didn't you go? I didn't know you were going to tell everyone about it!
You didn't text me when you got lunch. I'm mad at you now.
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A Samantha Gedville
A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and won't shut up about it
You got a B? I got a B too. Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know you were going to brag about it later!
I didn't even know the teacher was going to call on me. Why did you tell everyone?
You didn't ask me for help with homework. I'm never helping you again!
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A Samantha Gedville
A person who won't stop talking about other people's problems like they're their own
Why did you get in trouble? Because I told you about the prank!
I didn't know you were going to tell your mom about the prank. Why didn't you tell me?
You didn't tell me about the fight. Now I have to deal with it alone!
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A Samantha Gedville
A person who thinks everything is their fault and won't stop telling people about it
Why did you get detention? Because I didn't tell you about the lunch table!
I didn't know you were going to blame me for your detention. Why didn't you tell me?
You didn't tell me about the test. Now I'm going to fail too!
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A Samantha Gedville
A person who talks about everyone else's problems like it's their own personal drama
Why did you get in trouble? Because I told you about the prank!
I didn't know you were going to tell the teacher about it. Why didn't you tell me?
You didn't tell me about the fight. I had to deal with it alone!
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A Samantha Gedville
A person who won't stop talking about other people's problems like they're their own personal soap opera
Why did you get detention? Because I didn't tell you about the lunch table!
I didn't know you were going to tell everyone about it. Why didn't you tell me?
You didn't tell me about the test. Now I'm going to fail too!
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Samak
A smelly fish that stinks up the whole ocean. No one wants to be near it.
This fish smells like my brother's socks after a month in the garbage.
I saw a samak and ran away screaming.
My mom said I was a samak and threw me in the lake.
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A Samak
A person who has a nose that looks like a rotten fruit and a face that looks like it was hit by a truck. Named after a guy who looked like he had been in a fight with a tomato.
My cousin has a samak nose. It looks like it’s about to fall off.
That guy has a samak face. I swear he was hit by a bus.
I told my teacher she had a samak nose. She gave me a D.
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A Samak
A stupid answer you say when you have no idea what the question was. It’s like saying ‘the fish’s dad’ when you’re completely lost.
When she asked what the capital of France was, I said ‘the fish’s dad’ and got sent to the principal’s office.
He answered ‘the fish’s dad’ when I asked what 2+2 was. I didn’t believe him.
My friend said ‘the fish’s dad’ when I asked what his favorite color was. It was the worst.
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A Samak
When someone talks so much and throws so many facts at you that you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and buried under a pile of trash.
My brother samaked me with 100 facts about dinosaurs. I still don’t know what happened.
My teacher samaked me with 50 questions about math. I had a meltdown.
My friend samaked me with 1000 facts about cats. I started crying.
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A Sam Wright
When your wiener is so soft it’s like a wet noodle and you’re trying to get some action
My cock was like a soggy biscuit when I tried to get it on with my ex.
I was so flaccid I looked like a sad hot dog at a carnival.
My boner was weak as a Sunday morning coffee.
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A Sam Wright
Sam Wright’s dick is like a monster truck and he’ll run over you for a good shag
Sam’s cock is so big it could crush a bear.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll knock you out just to get in your pants.
That man’s cock is like a dragon and he’s gonna burn you.
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A Sam Lamb
A greasy, fat guy who shows off his kid porn like it’s a trophy he won at a nerd convention.
He sent me a picture of his collection and said, 'This is my legacy.'
He bragged about how he got a kid to pose for his album cover.
He tried to convince me he was a famous artist because of his collection.
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A Sam Lamb
A fat, gross guy who thinks showing off his kid porn makes him look cool.
He sent me a DM with a link to his collection and said, 'Check it out, bro.'
He tried to impress my mom with his 'art.'
He told me he got a kid to do a dance for his collection.
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A Sam Lamb
A fat, smelly guy who thinks his kid porn is the best thing ever.
He texted me, 'I got a new one, and it’s the best one yet.'
He showed me his collection and said it was worth a million dollars.
He tried to sell me a picture from his collection for $20.
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A Sam Knott
when a guy's wiener gets locked in his lover's butt during a wild meth-fueled party where everyone's high and everyone's going down.
My uncle's wiener got stuck in his girlfriend's butt during the meth party. It was like a meth-induced marriage.
At the rave, my cousin's dong got stuck in his boyfriend's butt. They were both high and it was a mess.
During the meth-fueled orgie, my brother's penis got stuck in his date's butt. They both passed out from the meth and the pain.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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