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A smelly fish that stinks up the whole ocean. No one wants to be near it.
This fish smells like my brother's socks after a month in the garbage.
I saw a samak and ran away screaming.
My mom said I was a samak and threw me in the lake.
A Samak
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A person who has a nose that looks like a rotten fruit and a face that looks like it was hit by a truck. Named after a guy who looked like he had been in a fight with a tomato.
My cousin has a samak nose. It looks like it’s about to fall off.
That guy has a samak face. I swear he was hit by a bus.
I told my teacher she had a samak nose. She gave me a D.
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A stupid answer you say when you have no idea what the question was. It’s like saying ‘the fish’s dad’ when you’re completely lost.
When she asked what the capital of France was, I said ‘the fish’s dad’ and got sent to the principal’s office.
He answered ‘the fish’s dad’ when I asked what 2+2 was. I didn’t believe him.
My friend said ‘the fish’s dad’ when I asked what his favorite color was. It was the worst.
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When someone talks so much and throws so many facts at you that you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and buried under a pile of trash.
My brother samaked me with 100 facts about dinosaurs. I still don’t know what happened.
My teacher samaked me with 50 questions about math. I had a meltdown.
My friend samaked me with 1000 facts about cats. I started crying.