A Salisbury

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A Salisbury is when a guy shows off his pecker in a picture. No balls. No knicks. Just the long part. It’s like showing off your most prized possession. Some people use it for sex. Some for laughs. Some just to scare the hell out of you.
DM: ‘Bro, check this Salisbury I did in the shower.’
Tweet: ‘Salisbury so hard, my phone died from the flex.’
Text: ‘Why are you staring at me like that? I did a Salisbury in your class photo.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Salisbury is a tiny town in England that’s stuck in the past. It’s got way more schools than shops. The kids are all bored and cause chaos every Saturday. It’s like a tiny version of hell with a cathedral and a bunch of hippies.
Tweet: ‘Salisbury is just a bunch of kids and a cathedral. What’s the point?’
Text: ‘Why do you live in Salisbury? It’s like a school field trip every day.’
DM: ‘Salisbury kids are the worst. I saw one throw a pizza at a statue.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Salisbury is a town full of chavs, roadmen, and gingers. The girls at South Wilts are all lesbian. The boys at WSE are all roadmen. If you go to either school, you are a nonce. And the teachers are all perverts.
Text: ‘I went to South Wilts. I’m now a nonce. My life is ruined.’
Tweet: ‘WSE boys are the worst. They think they’re tough. They’re not.’
DM: ‘My teacher nonced me. I’m still depressed. I live in the close now.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Salisbury is a tiny town in Massachusetts where the kids think they live in a ghetto. They talk like gangsters. They wear huge jerseys and gold chains. They say things like ‘AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?’ It’s like the worst version of hip-hop.
Tweet: ‘Salisbury kids think they’re in the hood. They’re not. They’re in a small town.’
Text: ‘Why do you wear a 27 size jersey? You’re not even that big.’
DM: ‘I heard you say ‘YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF.’ That’s not cool.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Salisbury is a village near Moncton full of skanks, tuff guys, and gingers. They drive old cars. They act like gangsters. They blazin’. And they’re all obsessed with being cool.
Text: ‘Salisbury is just a bunch of skanks and gingers. What’s the point?’
Tweet: ‘Tuff guys in Salisbury are the worst. They think they’re tough.’
DM: ‘Why do you drive a 2001 Toyota? That’s not cool.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Salisbury is a city in Maryland where everything meets. It’s on the Delmarva peninsula. It’s called the Crossroads of Delmarva. It’s like the middle of everything. It’s not too big. It’s not too small. It’s just average.
Tweet: ‘Salisbury is just a city. It’s not that cool.’
Text: ‘Why is Salisbury called the Crossroads of Delmarva? It’s just a city.’
DM: ‘I live in Salisbury. It’s not that exciting. Just average.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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