A Salisbury
Salisbury is a tiny town in England that’s stuck in the past. It’s got way more schools than shops. The kids are all bored and cause chaos every Saturday. It’s like a tiny version of hell with a cathedral and a bunch of hippies.
Tweet: ‘Salisbury is just a bunch of kids and a cathedral. What’s the point?’
Text: ‘Why do you live in Salisbury? It’s like a school field trip every day.’
DM: ‘Salisbury kids are the worst. I saw one throw a pizza at a statue.’