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A Salad Train is when four or more guys who can't decide if they're gay or just confused try to figure it out by sticking their tongues up each other's butts while saying 'choo choo.' The guy who gets the hardest boner wins the title of 'Most Confused Guy.'
My cousin tried to join the Salad Train and came out with a sore throat and a broken nose.
At the gym, the Salad Train happened during leg day. No one cried, but everyone got a sore butt.
The Salad Train started during a Zoom call. My boss thought we were all having a mental breakdown.