A Salad Train

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A Salad Train is when four or more guys who can't decide if they're gay or just confused try to figure it out by sticking their tongues up each other's butts while saying 'choo choo.' The guy who gets the hardest boner wins the title of 'Most Confused Guy.'
My cousin tried to join the Salad Train and came out with a sore throat and a broken nose.
At the gym, the Salad Train happened during leg day. No one cried, but everyone got a sore butt.
The Salad Train started during a Zoom call. My boss thought we were all having a mental breakdown.
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A Salad Train is like a group of guys doing a butt licking relay race. They all line up on their hands and knees, and when the train starts chugging, they stick their tongues up each other's butts like it's the most natural thing ever.
My dad joined the Salad Train at the bar and got kicked out for licking someone's butt in the middle of a karaoke song.
The Salad Train happened in my math class. The teacher didn't even notice until the bell rang.
My friend's Salad Train was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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A Salad Train is when guys get on their hands and knees and make a train of butts. They stick their tongues up each other's butts while saying 'choo choo,' and the guy who gets the hardest boner gets to pick the next person to join the train.
The Salad Train happened at my brother's wedding. He got married to a guy he met in the train.
At the bus stop, the Salad Train started. The bus driver thought it was a prank.
The Salad Train happened during a football game. No one scored, but everyone got a sore tongue.
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