A Sailor's Tale

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A wild story that makes you think someone’s high on seaweed and moonlight. It might be real, or it might be total bullcrap, but no one knows for sure until someone sees it with their own eyes or it hits them with a giant whale.
My uncle says he saw a giant squid swallow a ship whole. I call him a liar. He says I’m a coward.
My cousin’s dog ran away and came back with a dead fish. Now he says it’s a sea monster.
My teacher told us a tale about a whale that ate a whole class. I believe it. I was there.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tale so crazy, it makes your brain feel like it’s underwater. It might be real, but you’ll never believe it unless you see it yourself, or it knocks your teeth out.
My grandma says she saw a ghost ship in the middle of the ocean. I told her she was just tired.
My brother told me he got chased by a whale. I told him he got chased by a giant fish.
My friend says he ate a whole squid. I called him a monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A story so stupid, it’s like someone peed on it. It could be real, or it could be a lie. But you won’t know unless you get attacked by a whale or a squid.
My neighbor says he saw a giant octopus on the beach. I told him he was dreaming.
My mom says she met a sea monster. I told her she met my brother.
My friend says he was swallowed by a whale. I told him he just got seasick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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