A Sailor's Tale
A story so stupid, it’s like someone peed on it. It could be real, or it could be a lie. But you won’t know unless you get attacked by a whale or a squid.
My neighbor says he saw a giant octopus on the beach. I told him he was dreaming.
My mom says she met a sea monster. I told her she met my brother.
My friend says he was swallowed by a whale. I told him he just got seasick.