Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bowl of weed with two or more kinds of stinkweed. It’s like a party in your lungs but with more farts.

My cousin’s salad is so strong it knocked out the whole class.

I ate a salad and now my dog won’t stop licking my face.

That salad was so bad, my mom called the cops.

2

A fake story someone tells to look cool. It’s like lying but with more embarrassment.

My teacher told a salad about how he once fought a dragon.

She made up a salad about being a princess.

He told a salad so bad, the principal yelled at him.

3

A word I say when my cat Salad does something stupid, like disappearing for a week and eating my homework.

Salad! She’s been missing for three days and ate my math test.

Salad! She tried to eat my laptop and it shorted out.

Salad! She took my lunch and hid it in the closet.

4

A stupid game where you kick stuff through people’s legs and then yell and kick them until they collapse.

I got kicked in the face during Salad and now my nose is broken.

We played Salad during recess and one kid got a broken arm.

Salad is so dumb, my teacher banned it after someone got a broken leg.

5

In the south, a salad is a kid who is too young to know better and gets in trouble for stupid stuff.

That salad got caught stealing candy from the store.

My cousin is a salad and got in trouble for fighting a teacher.

Salads are the worst, they get in trouble for no reason.

6

Getting salad to go is when you grab salad from a place and then eat it while running away from the cops.

I got salad to go and ran from the cops because I was too full.

He got salad to go and got caught eating it in the library.

She got salad to go and now her dog is chasing her down the street.

7

A loud rock band from Canada who play so fast you can’t even breathe.

The Salad band played so loud my ears are still ringing.

I saw Salad and now I can’t stop rocking out.

Salad is the best band ever, they make my dog dance.