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A Sail
Sailing is when you fight the wind like it's your ex and you're trying to get off a boat before it sinks and you die.
My boat is leaking and I'm still trying to win.
I swear the wind is trying to kill me.
This boat is going down and I'm not ready to go with it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sail
Sailing is when you pay a ton of cash to get soaked, frozen, and stuck in a tiny boat going nowhere.
I spent $100 to get stuck in a boat with no heat.
It was 40 degrees and I was wearing socks and a hoodie.
I paid for this and I'm still getting wet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sail
Sailing is when you jump over the side of the boat like it's a stupid obstacle course and end up with bruises, cuts, and a broken nose.
I jumped over the boat and broke my nose.
I got a cut on my leg from the centerboard.
I got a bruise from the mast.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sail
Sailing is the best sport ever. You catch the wind with a piece of fabric and race boats like it's a real competition.
I won the race and my friends were jealous.
I sailed like a pro and my boat was fast.
I raced against my cousin and I won.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sail
To all you f***ing morons who think it’s about sex, sailing is just a piece of fabric on a pole to catch the wind and move a boat.
I told my friend it’s not about sex and he laughed at me.
I got called a f***ing moron for thinking it was about sex.
My teacher said sailing is not about sex and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sail
Sailing is a gay thing where you go from one bar to another and let someone stick something in your butt like it’s a normal thing.
I went to a gay bar and someone dropped anchor in my butt.
My friend said sailing is the gayest thing ever.
I saw a guy drop anchor in a guy's butt and it was weird.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sail
Sailing is a cool sport that happens on the water and it's fun and awesome and you should try it.
I tried sailing and it was cool.
Sailing is on the water and it's fun.
Sailing is awesome and I like it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...
A Saige Mercer (Abscess) is a human who can't live without a pus-filled boil on their butt.
I saw him walking down the street with a boil the size of a football. He was proud.
She texted me, 'My abscess is so big, I can't wear pants anymore.'
He posted a selfie with a boil on his face and said, 'This is my daily routine.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...
A Saige Mercer (Abscess) is a person who would rather die than let their abscess go away.
He screamed into his phone, 'I won’t let the doctor drain it! It’s my best friend!'
She sent a DM, 'I’ve had this abscess for two years. I’m not leaving it.'
He told his mom, 'If you take my abscess, I’ll haunt you forever.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...
A Saige Mercer (Abscess) is a human who thinks their abscess is a god.
He prayed to his abscess every morning, 'Please let me sleep.'
She wrote a thank you note to her abscess, 'Thank you for keeping me company.'
He told his friends, 'My abscess is the reason I’m famous.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sahara Broomstick
You're doing a girl doggy style and she gets mouthy you rip out your cock and jam it up her dry butt like she owes you money.
She said I was a bad lay I said I was a good lay and then I plugged her butt.
She talked trash I showed her my cock and her butt got the business.
She gave me attitude I pulled my cock out and plugged her butt like it was a rental car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sahara Broomstick
You're doing a girl doggy style and she acts like she's better than you so you take out your cock and stick it in her dry butt just to teach her a lesson.
She said I was a bad lay I said I was a good lay and then I plugged her butt.
She talked trash I showed her my cock and her butt got the business.
She gave me attitude I pulled my cock out and plugged her butt like it was a rental car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sahara Broomstick
You're doing a girl doggy style and she gets sassy so you whip out your cock and jam it up her dry butt like it's a punishment.
She said I was a bad lay I said I was a good lay and then I plugged her butt.
She talked trash I showed her my cock and her butt got the business.
She gave me attitude I pulled my cock out and plugged her butt like it was a rental car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sahara Broomstick
You're doing a girl doggy style and she starts giving you attitude so you pull out your cock and stuff it up her dry butt like she's a problem to be solved.
She said I was a bad lay I said I was a good lay and then I plugged her butt.
She talked trash I showed her my cock and her butt got the business.
She gave me attitude I pulled my cock out and plugged her butt like it was a rental car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sahara Broomstick
You're doing a girl doggy style and she gets mouthy so you whip out your cock and plug her dry butt like it's a free upgrade.
She said I was a bad lay I said I was a good lay and then I plugged her butt.
She talked trash I showed her my cock and her butt got the business.
She gave me attitude I pulled my cock out and plugged her butt like it was a rental car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sahara Broomstick
You're doing a girl doggy style and she gives you attitude so you pull out your cock and plug her dry butt like it's a bonus.
She said I was a bad lay I said I was a good lay and then I plugged her butt.
She talked trash I showed her my cock and her butt got the business.
She gave me attitude I pulled my cock out and plugged her butt like it was a rental car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sagan
A Sagan is something that is long and looks like it belongs in a sausage factory
That noodle you ate for breakfast is a Sagan.
His pants are a Sagan.
The hallway in his house is a Sagan.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sagan
A Sagan makes hoes so mad they throw their phones at him, and he’s so hot he could make a sauna jealous
That guy in the gym? A Sagan.
My ex? A Sagan.
The guy who blocked my kill in Apex? A Sagan.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sagan
A Sagan is someone who knows everything and can make even the dumbest person feel like they're special, but still thinks a pizza is a good breakfast
My science teacher? A Sagan.
That guy who explained gravity to me like it was a pop song? A Sagan.
My uncle? A Sagan.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sagan
A Sagan is a number so big it makes your brain hurt and your calculator cry
That number on the test? A Sagan.
The amount of money I owe my mom? A Sagan.
The number of times I’ve said ‘billions and billions’? A Sagan.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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