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A Sagan is something that is long and looks like it belongs in a sausage factory
That noodle you ate for breakfast is a Sagan.
His pants are a Sagan.
The hallway in his house is a Sagan.
A Sagan
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A Sagan makes hoes so mad they throw their phones at him, and he’s so hot he could make a sauna jealous
That guy in the gym? A Sagan.
My ex? A Sagan.
The guy who blocked my kill in Apex? A Sagan.
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A Sagan is someone who knows everything and can make even the dumbest person feel like they're special, but still thinks a pizza is a good breakfast
My science teacher? A Sagan.
That guy who explained gravity to me like it was a pop song? A Sagan.
My uncle? A Sagan.
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A Sagan is a number so big it makes your brain hurt and your calculator cry
That number on the test? A Sagan.
The amount of money I owe my mom? A Sagan.
The number of times I’ve said ‘billions and billions’? A Sagan.
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A Sagan is someone who sneaks up behind you in Apex and takes your kill like it’s a theft and you’re the victim
That guy who took my kill? A Sagan.
The guy who killed me twice in a row? A Sagan.
The guy who stole my kill and then taunted me? A Sagan.
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A Sagan is like a god but with better hair and more confidence, and he doesn’t even care if you’re mad
That guy in the class? A Sagan.
My crush? A Sagan.
The guy who killed me in Apex and then waved at me? A Sagan.
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A Sagan is when something is so cool it makes you feel like you’re in a movie and you’re the hero
That experiment in science class? A Sagan.
That new phone? A Sagan.
That guy who explained the universe like it was a TikTok? A Sagan.