A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

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A Saige Mercer (Abscess) is a human who can't live without a pus-filled boil on their butt.

I saw him walking down the street with a boil the size of a football. He was proud.

She texted me, 'My abscess is so big, I can't wear pants anymore.'

He posted a selfie with a boil on his face and said, 'This is my daily routine.'

A Saige Mercer (Abscess) is a person who would rather die than let their abscess go away.

He screamed into his phone, 'I won’t let the doctor drain it! It’s my best friend!'

She sent a DM, 'I’ve had this abscess for two years. I’m not leaving it.'

He told his mom, 'If you take my abscess, I’ll haunt you forever.'

A Saige Mercer (Abscess) is a human who thinks their abscess is a god.

He prayed to his abscess every morning, 'Please let me sleep.'

She wrote a thank you note to her abscess, 'Thank you for keeping me company.'

He told his friends, 'My abscess is the reason I’m famous.'