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The ultimate gamer he’s the reason you’re still playing like a noob

He’s so good he makes the game look like a joke

I tried to beat him I just got humiliated

He’s the reason you’re still stuck on easy mode

Dagger pecker tattoo

A pecker tattoo of a dagger that a guy gets after he beats someone up and forces them to have sex. If you get it without being worthy, other guys will beat you up and rip it off.

My cousin got a dagger pecker tattoo after he stole my sister's first kiss. Now he’s stuck with it forever.

My uncle got it because he bit the guy’s ear off during a fight. He’s never letting that go.

He got it without earning it. Now he’s getting a knife fight every week.

Dagger pecker tattoo

A guy gets a dagger tattoo on his pecker because he’s a total pig and likes to brag about it. If you fake it, he’ll take you down like a beast.

My brother got it because he bragged about eating a whole pizza in one bite. Now he can’t stop talking about it.

He got it after he bit someone’s lip during a kiss. Now he’s stuck with it.

He faked the tattoo and now he’s getting beaten up in the parking lot every day.

Dagger pecker tattoo

A pecker tattoo of a dagger that a guy gets when he’s too lazy to do anything but talk about how tough he is. If you cheat, he’ll make you pay.

My dad got it because he said he was the toughest guy in the school. Now he’s stuck with it forever.

He got it without earning it. Now he’s being made fun of in the gym.

He faked it and now he’s getting poked with a stick every morning.

When your cat walks on you like it's your job and each paw feels like a jackhammer doing construction on your ribs. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was eating my lunch. Now I have a sandwich and a broken spirit.

I tried to sleep. My cat dagger pawed me. Now I'm awake and mad.

My cat dagger pawed me during a Zoom meeting. I looked like a lunatic.

When your cat decides your body is a floor and it’s gonna walk all over you like you’re a rug made of meat. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was watching TV. I missed the whole show and my life.

I tried to relax. My cat dagger pawed me. Now I’m stressed and grumpy.

During my morning coffee, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a coffee stain and a bruise.

When your cat uses its paws like it’s got a vendetta against you and each step feels like a curse. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was trying to read. Now I have a headache and a broken book.

I was about to take a nap. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a nap dream and a broken soul.

During my yoga session, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a sore back and a broken peace.

When your cat walks on you like you're a doormat and each paw is like a giant fist punching your body. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me during my dinner. I now have a full plate and a full grudge.

I was trying to work. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken focus and a broken keyboard.

During my meditation, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken calm and a broken peace.

When your cat steps on you like you're a cake and each paw is a giant cookie eating your soul. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me during my breakfast. I now have a broken plate and a broken mood.

I was trying to be happy. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken smile and a broken heart.

During my morning routine, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken schedule and a broken peace.

When your cat walks on you like you're a pizza and each paw is a hot slice burning your body. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was playing video games. I now have a broken game and a broken back.

I tried to be cool. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken vibe and a broken floor.

During my movie night, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken movie and a broken soul.

Dagger fight

When two ladies take their tits out and rub their stiff nipples like they're trying to kill each other with a cheese grater.

My cousin and her best friend had a dagger fight in the mall food court. It was like a cheese grater war.

At the gym, two girls started a dagger fight during yoga. The instructor just said, 'Okay, now breathe.'

My sister and her friend had a dagger fight in the car. The whole neighborhood heard it.

Dagger fight

When two T4T guys go at it like their dicks are tiny swords and they’re trying to stab each other’s nuts.

At the bar, two T4T guys had a dagger fight. The bartender just walked away.

My brother and his guy friend had a dagger fight in the kitchen. The knives were just for show.

At the club, two T4T guys started a dagger fight. The DJ paused the music just to watch it.

When you look at someone like you're about to stab them with a rusty spoon and whisper their name like it's a curse.

You see your ex in the grocery store. You give them the look. They run to the checkout and drop their phone.

Your mom calls you at 3 a. m. You give her the look. She hangs up.

Your coworker takes the last donut. You give them the look. They pretend they didn't notice.

The look you give someone when you're so mad you could punch them, but you're too cool to say anything.

Your friend eats the last slice of pizza. You give them the look. They immediately feel guilty and offer you the crust.

Your brother steals your game. You give him the look. He starts crying.

Your teacher yells at you. You give her the look. She stops mid-sentence.

You give someone the look that says, 'I could kill you right now and no one would question it.'

Your dog eats your homework. You give it the look. It hides under the couch.

Your crush ignores you. You give them the look. They look away and blush.

Your friend texts you 'lol' after you tell them your life story. You give them the look. They delete the message.

The look you give someone when you're so angry you could punch them, but you're too lazy to actually do it.

Your brother breaks your phone. You give him the look. He runs away.

Your crush flirts with someone else. You give them the look. They stop and look confused.

Your mom yells at you for no reason. You give her the look. She immediately feels bad.

When you stare at someone so hard they might as well be on fire, and you're just waiting for them to say something stupid.

Your friend talks too much. You give them the look. They shut up for the rest of the day.

Your crush says something awkward. You give them the look. They leave the room.

Your teacher makes a bad joke. You give her the look. She stops talking.

You give someone the look that screams, 'I could punch you right now and I would totally do it.'

Your friend eats your lunch. You give them the look. They feel bad and offer you a snack.

Your crush says something weird. You give them the look. They turn red.

Your brother takes your money. You give him the look. He gives it back.

Dagger Tits

Big, sharp, hard nipples that poke through your clothes like a needle through a sock.

My cousin's shirt had a hole in it from his Dagger Tits.

She was wearing a tank top and I could see every detail of her Dagger Tits.

He walked into the room and his Dagger Tits were like a spotlight.