Dagger paws
When your cat steps on you like you're a cake and each paw is a giant cookie eating your soul. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).
My cat dagger pawed me during my breakfast. I now have a broken plate and a broken mood.
I was trying to be happy. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken smile and a broken heart.
During my morning routine, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken schedule and a broken peace.