Dagger paws

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When your cat walks on you like it's your job and each paw feels like a jackhammer doing construction on your ribs. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was eating my lunch. Now I have a sandwich and a broken spirit.

I tried to sleep. My cat dagger pawed me. Now I'm awake and mad.

My cat dagger pawed me during a Zoom meeting. I looked like a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your cat decides your body is a floor and it’s gonna walk all over you like you’re a rug made of meat. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was watching TV. I missed the whole show and my life.

I tried to relax. My cat dagger pawed me. Now I’m stressed and grumpy.

During my morning coffee, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a coffee stain and a bruise.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your cat uses its paws like it’s got a vendetta against you and each step feels like a curse. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was trying to read. Now I have a headache and a broken book.

I was about to take a nap. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a nap dream and a broken soul.

During my yoga session, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a sore back and a broken peace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your cat walks on you like you're a doormat and each paw is like a giant fist punching your body. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me during my dinner. I now have a full plate and a full grudge.

I was trying to work. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken focus and a broken keyboard.

During my meditation, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken calm and a broken peace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your cat steps on you like you're a cake and each paw is a giant cookie eating your soul. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me during my breakfast. I now have a broken plate and a broken mood.

I was trying to be happy. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken smile and a broken heart.

During my morning routine, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken schedule and a broken peace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your cat walks on you like you're a pizza and each paw is a hot slice burning your body. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).

My cat dagger pawed me while I was playing video games. I now have a broken game and a broken back.

I tried to be cool. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken vibe and a broken floor.

During my movie night, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken movie and a broken soul.

by Slangipedia 14d ago