Dagger paws
When your cat decides your body is a floor and it’s gonna walk all over you like you’re a rug made of meat. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).
My cat dagger pawed me while I was watching TV. I missed the whole show and my life.
I tried to relax. My cat dagger pawed me. Now I’m stressed and grumpy.
During my morning coffee, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a coffee stain and a bruise.