Dagger paws
When your cat walks on you like you're a pizza and each paw is a hot slice burning your body. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).
My cat dagger pawed me while I was playing video games. I now have a broken game and a broken back.
I tried to be cool. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken vibe and a broken floor.
During my movie night, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a broken movie and a broken soul.