Dagger paws
When your cat uses its paws like it’s got a vendetta against you and each step feels like a curse. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).
My cat dagger pawed me while I was trying to read. Now I have a headache and a broken book.
I was about to take a nap. My cat dagger pawed me. I now have a nap dream and a broken soul.
During my yoga session, my cat dagger pawed me. I now have a sore back and a broken peace.