Dagger paws
When your cat walks on you like it's your job and each paw feels like a jackhammer doing construction on your ribs. You can also verb it (dagger pawing).
My cat dagger pawed me while I was eating my lunch. Now I have a sandwich and a broken spirit.
I tried to sleep. My cat dagger pawed me. Now I'm awake and mad.
My cat dagger pawed me during a Zoom meeting. I looked like a lunatic.