Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The top dog of gamers the king who kicks your ass with one eye closed

I beat you in 2 minutes you’re just a peasant

He finished the game blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back

You’re not even worthy to breathe the same air as him

2

The ultimate gamer no one can touch he’s like a god with a controller

He played through the night and didn’t even blink

I tried to beat him he laughed and I cried

He’s so good he makes the game look easy

3

The best gamer ever he’s the reason you’re still playing loser

He beat me in 3 seconds I was still loading

He’s so good he could play with his eyes closed

You’re just a shadow of his greatness

4

The king of all gamers he’s the reason you’re still stuck on level 1

He finished the game before I even started

He’s like a monster in a game

I tried to beat him I just got annoyed

5

The supreme gamer he’s the reason your skills are still basic

He plays like a pro I play like a toddler

He’s so good he’s basically magic

I tried to beat him I just gave up

6

The ultimate gamer he’s the reason you’re still playing like a noob

He’s so good he makes the game look like a joke

I tried to beat him I just got humiliated

He’s the reason you’re still stuck on easy mode