Daggerfist
When you punch a guy's junk so hard it feels like a war
He did daggerfist in the gym and everyone heard it
She did daggerfist during math class and got in trouble
He did daggerfist just because he could
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Daggerfist
Putting your hand in a guy's junk like it's a punishment
He did daggerfist during recess and no one cared
She did daggerfist during the science test and got a zero
He did daggerfist just to mess with his friend
Daggerfist
When you stick your hand in a guy's privates like you're giving him a high five from hell
He did daggerfist on the bus and everyone laughed
She did daggerfist during the choir practice and got yelled at
He did daggerfist just to make his teacher mad
Daggerfalling
Daggerfalling is a game that Bethesda made. It's the second best one in the whole series. Everyone else is just trash.
I'm playing Daggerfalling and this game is way better than every other one.
Daggerfalling is the only one that matters. The rest are just side dishes.
I would punch someone in the face if they said Daggerfalling wasn't the best.
Daggerfalling
Daggerfalling is the best editor in the world. She is amazing and everyone else is just a joke.
Daggerfalling is the best editor. I would marry her if I could.
She's the only one who makes sense. Everyone else is just a mess.
Daggerfalling is like a god. We all just worship her.
Daggerfall
A game by Bethesda Softworks that is so bad it makes your brain hurt. It's the second one in The Elder Scrolls Series, and it's like the awkward cousin of the whole family.
I played Daggerfall and my brain exploded. Why is this game so sad? #ElderScrollsRage
Daggerfall is the worst game ever. I cried. #BethesdaFail
I tried to beat Daggerfall and got lost in a forest of bad choices. #GameOver
Daggerfall
Daggerfalling is the best editor in the world. She’s so good, she could edit a broken toaster and make it sing. I love her so much, I would marry her if she asked.
Daggerfalling is the best editor in the world. She’s like a superhero for editors. #EditorGoddess
I would marry Daggerfalling if she asked. She’s that good. #EditorLove
Daggerfalling edits my brain and makes it happy. She’s a god. #EditorGuru
DaggerdickQ
A guy who paints like he's been kicked in the balls and still makes art that makes you cry and swear.
He drew a sunset so sad, I cried and called my mom.
His portrait of a cat looked like it was about to murder me.
He painted a pizza that made me want to eat and fight at the same time.
DaggerdickQ
A man who lives in a cave of his own making and only comes out to draw on your soul.
He DM'd me a drawing of a goat and it haunted me for a week.
He drew my face and it looked like it was about to kill me.
He painted a sunset that made my ex come back.
DaggerdickQ
A guy who paints so good, it's like he has a magic pencil and a curse.
His drawing of my dog made me want to adopt three more.
He drew my break-up and it made me cry and throw a chair.
He painted my mom and she looked like she was about to murder me.
DaggerSwag
A hot-headed Minecraft fanboy who’s too salty to be cool. He yells at people for no reason and then cries when he loses. His dad does all his fighting for him because he’s a baby.
@DaggerSwag why you hate me? I didn’t do nothin’
I’m gonna beat you up in 2 minutes
My dad’s gonna beat you up in 2 minutes
DaggerSwag
A 12-year-old with a huge ego and a tiny brain. He starts fights he can’t win and then runs away. He used to be popular until everyone started laughing at him.
You’re the worst person ever
I’m gonna beat you up now
I’m gonna beat you up later
DaggerSwag
A guy who can’t handle hate. He deleted his channel after everyone roasted him. Now he runs a new channel, but it’s still cringe and no one cares.
I’m gonna beat you up in 3 minutes
I’m gonna beat you up in 4 minutes
I’m gonna beat you up in 5 minutes
DaggerSquad
A stupid TTRPG crew started by Logan Jenkins and David Litton. They’re all brain-dead but that’s why we put up with their nonsense.
"I used a spell that turned my enemy into a chicken. And I'm proud of it.", Logan
David tried to roll a 20 but got a 1. He cried.
They named their dragon 'Biscuit' because it looked like a sandwich.
DaggerSquad
A group of morons who play TTRPGs. Logan and David started it. They’re dumb but we hang out with them because they’re hilarious.
Logan thinks a sword is a magic wand. He still uses it like a wand.
David tried to drink a potion and it exploded in his face.
They fought a goblin with a spoon. And won.
DaggerSquad
A TTRPG team created by Logan and David. They’re all idiotic but we love them because they make us laugh until we cry.
Logan used a fireball spell and set his pants on fire. He didn’t care.
David tried to ride a horse and fell off. He said it was a 'tactical retreat.'
They named their sword 'Sir Biscuit' because it was yellow.
DaggerCrown
The top dog of gamers the king who kicks your ass with one eye closed
I beat you in 2 minutes you’re just a peasant
He finished the game blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back
You’re not even worthy to breathe the same air as him
DaggerCrown
The ultimate gamer no one can touch he’s like a god with a controller
He played through the night and didn’t even blink
I tried to beat him he laughed and I cried
He’s so good he makes the game look easy
DaggerCrown
The best gamer ever he’s the reason you’re still playing loser
He beat me in 3 seconds I was still loading
He’s so good he could play with his eyes closed
You’re just a shadow of his greatness
DaggerCrown
The king of all gamers he’s the reason you’re still stuck on level 1
He finished the game before I even started
He’s like a monster in a game
I tried to beat him I just got annoyed