Dagger pecker tattoo
A guy gets a dagger tattoo on his pecker because he’s a total pig and likes to brag about it. If you fake it, he’ll take you down like a beast.
My brother got it because he bragged about eating a whole pizza in one bite. Now he can’t stop talking about it.
He got it after he bit someone’s lip during a kiss. Now he’s stuck with it.
He faked the tattoo and now he’s getting beaten up in the parking lot every day.