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E-maul

An e-mail so mean it could make a grown man cry. It's like getting a wedgie from the internet.

'You failed me. You failed everyone.', from your boss.

'You're the worst friend ever.', from your ex.

'You're a disgrace to your family.', from your mom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-maul

Getting so many emails it feels like your phone is trying to kill you. It's like being buried under a mountain of spam.

You get 100 emails about a sale you never signed up for.

Your phone is vibrating like it's on fire.

You get 50 emails from a guy named Bob who thinks you're his soulmate.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-maul

When your iPhone changes your words to something ridiculous. It’s like your phone has a grudge.

You type 'I love you' and it changes to 'I love you very much.'

You say 'I’m going to sleep' and it becomes 'I’m going to sleep very much.'

You write 'I hate this' and it becomes 'I hate this very much.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-maul

An e-mail so bad it could make your face turn red. It's like getting a shoutout from the worst person in the world.

'You're the worst.', from your teacher.

'You're a disgrace.', from your best friend.

'You failed me.', from your mom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mate

A person who would rather poop in a sock than talk to you in person. They only respond through emails, texts, or any other screen that gives them a buffer.

Hey, I’m going to the store. I’ll text you when I get back. Don’t expect me to actually speak to you.

I’ve been married for 10 years. I’ve only talked to my wife in person twice. The rest was through email.

If I had to see my boss in person, I’d quit. I’d rather get a message that says 'You’re fired' than hear it from him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mate

A human who’s so scared of talking to people that they only respond through devices. They act like you’re sending them a death threat if you text them.

You: 'Hey, are you coming to the party?' Them: 'I’ll tell you when I get there. Don’t make me talk to you right now.'

I got a text that said 'I’m still alive' instead of actually answering my call.

I had to send 12 texts just to get a 'maybe' for dinner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mate

Someone who thinks face-to-face conversation is a form of torture. They’d rather be yelled at by a robot than talk to you.

I asked them how their day was. They replied with a 3-page email. I had to read it like it was a book.

They had a meeting with their boss and just sent a text saying 'I’m done' instead of actually leaving.

They told me they’d rather take a bullet than talk to me in person.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mate

A human who’d rather argue with a vending machine than talk to you. They only respond through screens and hate real life.

I asked them how they were. They sent a text that said 'I’m okay, but I’m still mad at you.'

They got a message that said 'I’m still thinking about it' instead of just saying yes or no.

They sent me a 5-minute video just to say 'hi' instead of actually speaking to me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mate

A person who’d rather scream at a computer than talk to you. They avoid humans like they’re contagious.

They sent me a text that said 'You’re the worst' instead of actually saying it to my face.

They had a meeting and just sent a message that said 'I’m going home now.'

They answered my call with a text that said 'I’m busy, call back later.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-match

E-Match is when you blast your worst friend on FaceTime while they're in the middle of a bathroom break

You call them at 3 a. m. and they're mid-piss.

They're trying to brush their teeth and you're screaming at them.

They're in the shower and you're yelling about last week's betrayal.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-match

E-Match is when you FaceTime someone and they're doing something way more important than talking to you

They're eating a taco and you're yelling about your ex.

They're in the middle of a Fortnite battle and you’re being a drama queen.

They're trying to do their math homework and you're talking about your dog's bad hair day.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-match

E-Match is when you FaceTime someone and you're so mad you could punch a wall

You're mad because they stole your snack.

You're mad because they said your dog is ugly.

You're mad because they told your mom about your bad haircut.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail war

An e-mail war is when two people send each other e-mails like they're trying to beat each other to the finish line. No mercy. No breaks. Just e-mails nonstop.

You: "I’m not your mom." Him: "You’re not my dad." You: "I’ve had enough."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail war

An e-mail war is like a shouting match, but with e-mails. People just can’t stop sending them. It’s like they have a personal grudge with the send button.

Her: "You forgot my birthday." Him: "You forgot your own name." Her: "You’re the worst."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail war

An e-mail war happens when two people start a fight with e-mails. It’s like a text battle, but way more annoying because you have to wait for the e-mail to load.

You: "You’re late." Him: "You’re rude." You: "You’re both."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail war

An e-mail war is when two people just can’t stop e-mailing each other. It’s like they’re in a race to see who can send the most e-mails in one day.

You: "Why?" Him: "Why not?" You: "Why are we doing this?"

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail war

An e-mail war is when two people go from talking to sending e-mails like it’s a competition. They’re not just chatting, they’re e-mailing for dominance.

You: "You’re the worst." Him: "You’re the dumbest." You: "You’re both."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mail war

An e-mail war is when two people start arguing with e-mails. It’s like they’re texting, but with more drama and more e-mails.

You: "I’m leaving." Him: "You’re welcome." You: "You’re the worst."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mailverstation

When you write messages to people through the internet and hope they actually read them.

Hey dude, I sent you an email last week. You’re ignoring me like I’m your ex.

I wrote 10 emails to my mom about my bad day. She still thinks I’m fine.

I tried to email my teacher about missing class. He replied with a single emoji and a question about my life choices.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mailverstation

Chatting with someone by typing on a computer, but it’s not instant and you might get ignored.

I sent my crush 12 emails. He only replied once, and it was to ask for my number.

My friend emailed me a 3-page rant about her cat. I didn’t reply because I’m a monster.

I emailed my boss about a problem. He replied with ‘Thanks’ and that was it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago