E-mate
Someone who thinks face-to-face conversation is a form of torture. They’d rather be yelled at by a robot than talk to you.
I asked them how their day was. They replied with a 3-page email. I had to read it like it was a book.
They had a meeting with their boss and just sent a text saying 'I’m done' instead of actually leaving.
They told me they’d rather take a bullet than talk to me in person.