E-match

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E-Match is when you blast your worst friend on FaceTime while they're in the middle of a bathroom break

You call them at 3 a. m. and they're mid-piss.

They're trying to brush their teeth and you're screaming at them.

They're in the shower and you're yelling about last week's betrayal.

E-Match is when you FaceTime someone and they're doing something way more important than talking to you

They're eating a taco and you're yelling about your ex.

They're in the middle of a Fortnite battle and you’re being a drama queen.

They're trying to do their math homework and you're talking about your dog's bad hair day.

E-Match is when you FaceTime someone and you're so mad you could punch a wall

You're mad because they stole your snack.

You're mad because they said your dog is ugly.

You're mad because they told your mom about your bad haircut.