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E-mission

When you search the internet like a dog with a bone, just to find the best porn ever.

I E-missed for three days straight. My eyes are sore.

E-mission is the reason I failed math.

I found a guy wearing a chicken suit. That's E-mission.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mission

The act of finding hidden porn online, like it's your job and you're doing it right.

I E-missed during lunch. My teacher thinks I'm eating.

E-mission is the only thing keeping me from crying.

I found a guy wearing a tutu. That's E-mission.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mission

When you're so obsessed with finding porn online, you forget to live your life.

I E-missed instead of going to the party. I missed the best punch ever.

I E-missed so much, I forgot my own name.

I E-missed for so long, my mom called the police.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mission

The online version of a scavenger hunt, but the prize is a guy wearing a sock on his head.

I E-missed for hours just to find a guy wearing a sock on his head.

E-mission is the best thing since sliced bread and a guy wearing a sock on his head.

I E-missed during class. My teacher was mad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mission

You're doing E-mission if you're online, searching, and your brain is melting from all the porn.

I E-missed until my brain felt like a cooked potato.

E-mission is like a brain freeze, but worse.

I E-missed so much, my brain is now a potato.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-midget

A lying shorty who thinks they're a giant and adds fake inches to their height. They’re usually 5 feet or shorter and still think they're the king of the castle.

My cousin said he’s 6'2" and still wears the same shoes from middle school.

She posted a selfie with a footstool and claimed she’s 6'5".

He told me he’s 6'0" and I asked if he’d ever seen a mirror.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-midget

A person who’s so short they think they’re tall and lie about it. They probably wear a hat to hide their lack of height.

He said he’s 6'1" and still needs a ladder to reach the fridge.

My friend said she’s 5'10" and I asked how she knows.

He bragged about his height and I pointed out he’s shorter than my dog.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-midget

A tiny person who thinks they're a giant and adds inches to their height like it’s a magic trick. They’re usually 5 feet or less and still think they're a superhero.

He told me he’s 6'3" and still sits in the back of the bus.

She said she’s 5'11" and I asked if she’s ever stood next to someone tall.

He said he’s 6'0" and I asked if he’s ever been in a room with a tall person.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-meashiately

Like a thief in the night, but with more urgency and less stealth

I saw the pizza, and I was E-meashiately there.

She texted me at 2 AM, and I was E-meashiately up.

The cat knocked over my coffee, and I was E-meashiately mad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-meashiately

So fast it makes your brain feel like it's been hit by a bus

He ran E-meashiately, like he was on fire.

She responded E-meashiately, like she had a second mouth.

The dog chased the mailman E-meashiately, like it was a race for life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-meashiately

Like you just got a free taco and a warning

I saw the free taco, and I was E-meashiately there.

He got a warning and a free taco, and he was E-meashiately happy.

The teacher gave me a free taco, and I was E-meashiately confused.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-meashiately

So quick it makes your pants feel like they’re on fire

He moved E-meashiately, like his pants were on fire.

She ran E-meashiately, like she had a hot dog in her hand.

The kid got up E-meashiately, like he was escaping a fire.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-meashiately

Like you just got yelled at by a dragon

He reacted E-meashiately, like a dragon yelled at him.

She moved E-meashiately, like she was running from a dragon.

The kid was E-meashiately fast, like he was dodging a dragon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-meashiately

So fast it makes your mom’s cooking feel slow

He ran E-meashiately, like my mom’s cooking was a joke.

She responded E-meashiately, like my mom’s cooking was a joke.

The dog moved E-meashiately, like my mom’s cooking was a joke.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mbarrassed

When you post something stupid online and everyone laughs at you like you’re a joke.

I posted a selfie with my hair on fire and now my mom’s laughing at me in group chat.

My crush saw my tweet about my bad dancing and now he thinks I’m a fool.

I sent a DM saying ‘I love you’ to my teacher and now the whole class knows.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mbarrassed

Getting humiliated online by your own dumb actions, like a kid who spilled juice on a teacher’s shirt.

I live-streamed my breakfast and it turned into a disaster with eggs everywhere.

My dad posted my middle school yearbook and now I’m the laughing stock of the family.

I tried to be cool by posting a TikTok and now it’s the worst video ever.

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E-mbarrassed

When you make a fool of yourself on the internet and people don’t stop teasing you.

I posted a funny meme and it turned into a joke about my face.

My ex sent me a message saying ‘still ugly’ and now I’m the talk of the town.

I made a video of my cat and now everyone’s mocking me.

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E-mbarrassed

Getting publicly shamed online because you did something so stupid, it’s like you were born to be embarrassed.

I posted a video of me falling off a bike and now it’s my life’s work.

My mom posted my old photos and now I’m the class clown.

I sent a message to my crush saying ‘you’re the best’ and now I’m the worst.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-mbarrassed

When you post something online and it turns into the worst moment of your life, like being picked last in gym class.

I posted my bad singing and now everyone knows I’m tone-deaf.

I sent a message to my teacher saying ‘I hate math’ and now it’s on the board.

I posted my bad hair day and now my friends are laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-maul

Following someone through e-mail like a creepy stalker. You get emails at 2 a. m. and you know it's them.

You get an email at 2 a. m. saying, 'I know what you did last summer.'

Your inbox is filled with 'I saw you at the store.'

You get a chain letter from someone you've never met.

by Slangipedia 16d ago