E-meashiately

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Like a thief in the night, but with more urgency and less stealth
I saw the pizza, and I was E-meashiately there.
She texted me at 2 AM, and I was E-meashiately up.
The cat knocked over my coffee, and I was E-meashiately mad.
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So fast it makes your brain feel like it's been hit by a bus
He ran E-meashiately, like he was on fire.
She responded E-meashiately, like she had a second mouth.
The dog chased the mailman E-meashiately, like it was a race for life.
3
Like you just got a free taco and a warning
I saw the free taco, and I was E-meashiately there.
He got a warning and a free taco, and he was E-meashiately happy.
The teacher gave me a free taco, and I was E-meashiately confused.
4
So quick it makes your pants feel like they’re on fire
He moved E-meashiately, like his pants were on fire.
She ran E-meashiately, like she had a hot dog in her hand.
The kid got up E-meashiately, like he was escaping a fire.
5
Like you just got yelled at by a dragon
He reacted E-meashiately, like a dragon yelled at him.
She moved E-meashiately, like she was running from a dragon.
The kid was E-meashiately fast, like he was dodging a dragon.
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So fast it makes your mom’s cooking feel slow
He ran E-meashiately, like my mom’s cooking was a joke.
She responded E-meashiately, like my mom’s cooking was a joke.
The dog moved E-meashiately, like my mom’s cooking was a joke.
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