E-midget
A tiny person who thinks they're a giant and adds inches to their height like it’s a magic trick. They’re usually 5 feet or less and still think they're a superhero.
He told me he’s 6'3" and still sits in the back of the bus.
She said she’s 5'11" and I asked if she’s ever stood next to someone tall.
He said he’s 6'0" and I asked if he’s ever been in a room with a tall person.